oldjewstellingjokes:

There are four nights left in Hanukkah. Do you still need a gift for someone? Why not give them a whole DVD full of sex jokes, told by your favorite Old Jews! It’s perfect for your parents and grandparents. Why? Because sex jokes make people feel younger. Not in a Viagra kind of way, more like in a youthfulness of spirit kind of way. This is something we’ve learned. 
There’s also this big goyim holiday coming up. So if you’re like me and half your family celebrated Christmas, and the Christians always buy the Jewish relatives something so they don’t feel left out, and they wrap it in Jewy wrapping paper with menorahs and dreidels on it, and then put it under a Christmas tree, then this is also the gift for you! 
Old Jews Telling Jokes: The Best Sex Jokes. Now available in our online store.

oldjewstellingjokes:

There are four nights left in Hanukkah. Do you still need a gift for someone? Why not give them a whole DVD full of sex jokes, told by your favorite Old Jews! It’s perfect for your parents and grandparents. Why? Because sex jokes make people feel younger. Not in a Viagra kind of way, more like in a youthfulness of spirit kind of way. This is something we’ve learned. 

There’s also this big goyim holiday coming up. So if you’re like me and half your family celebrated Christmas, and the Christians always buy the Jewish relatives something so they don’t feel left out, and they wrap it in Jewy wrapping paper with menorahs and dreidels on it, and then put it under a Christmas tree, then this is also the gift for you! 

Old Jews Telling Jokes: The Best Sex Jokes. Now available in our online store.

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