I got dat Groupon body
Who got dat Groupon body
You got dat Groupon body
I want dat Groupon body!
I got five hundy off lasers
lasers givin facials
lasers shavin leg hairs
lasers burnin ass fat
got no lasers for ashtanga but fifty dollars off a yoga mat
I got two for one injections
botox it makes my face dead
B12 into my rear end
Serums for my spider veins
Savin dollars on syringes filled with something called Restylane
I got dat Groupon body
Who got dat Groupon body
You got dat Groupon body
I want dat Groupon body!
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