I find it perplexing and frustrating that the following three things do not exist
1. Coca Cola, bottled and sold in the United States, made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup. I’d pay extra for this. And no, the shit that makes its way up here from Mexico doesn’t count, because it’s icky. Corn syrup = bad for you. Sugar cane = less bad.
2. An apartment rental website for Los Angeles that isn’t Westside Rentals. Let’s call it like it is: Westide Rentals sucks. The menus are unnavigable. There’s no integration with Google Maps. Their definition of the boundaries of certain neighborhoods does not match my definition (hello, someone who wants to live in Venice probably does not want to live in Marina del Rey). That jackass who owns that ill-maintained high-rise on Los Feliz Boulevard somehow manages to spam the Los Feliz listings.
3. A better-designed alternative to Evite. Hey, tumblr guys — I feel like this is in your wheelhouse. Ask and thou shalt receive!
OK, internets, spread these ideas far and wide! Puh-kow; wildcat.