-
Me:
John McCain was in his 50s at the birth of hip hop
-
Me:
50s
-
Diallo:
he was 54 when Studio 54 opened, most likely
-
Me:
he probably thought it was a supper club
-
Me:
he brought his coupons
-
Diallo:
he heard that they were playing bingo inside
-
Me:
when John McCain was born, Hitler was a U.S. ally (NOTE: this is actually true)
-
Diallo:
I heard he carried the Olympic torch into Berlin
-
Me:
fuck it, I heard he carried the Olympic torch into Sparta
-
Diallo:
I heard the man is part fish
-
Diallo:
he crawled ashore
-
Me:
when, on the 7th day that God rested, he and McCain payed dominoes over some mint juleps
-
Diallo:
right
-
Diallo:
cause he made McCain on day one
-
Me:
yup
-
Diallo:
one candidate is ready day one, and McCain was made on day one
-
Me:
John McCain: older than light
-
Diallo:
E=McCain