the absolute best thing I’ve seen all week

HoneyShed. It’s like the home shopping network, but with cursing and sex. The hosts who shill the products say fuck and shit, and they make out on camera. One is on parole and has to wear an ankle-bracelet monitor while he sells NBA slippers. Segments are divided by absurd little vignettes. One features different kinds of tans (as a girl in a swimsuit poses on a rotating table, a voiceover says, “the Brazilian beach sex tan … you can only get this by humping outside”). Another shows a creepy Russian dude playing ping pong against a hot blonde in a dress while a Lionel Richie lookalike plays a church organ.

We’re talking some fucked up shit here. I can’t take my eyes off it.

Update: They has tumblr.