Some of the Better Celebrity Sightings I’ve Had in Los Angeles

Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra, at Fatburger, at 2am.

Shaquille O’Neal, in my rearview mirror, outside Jerry’s, at 2am.

Kiefer Sutherland, complaining about v-neck t-shirts at American Apparel.

Kevin Dillon, punching my friend in the face.

The entire cast of Friends, just walking down Sunset.

Steve Nash, Amar’e Stoudemire and Shawn Marion, just walking down Wilshire.

Jessica Alba, in the lobby of my old office.

Joan Collins, in line at Book Soup.

Lew Wasserman, at a corner table at Dan Tana’s.