Short Ends: twelve of this tumblr’s favorite Defamer moments of the Mark Lisanti era

· We are visited by a tasty apparition of Robert Evans.
· We discover that John Goodman’s fake death is no laughing matter.
· We get invited to a blazer-and-jeans blogger party with several Yahoo guys who are subsequently fired.
· Amy Pascal selects her Defamer avatar image for the next few years.
· Grazer sends in a glossy.
· We are Secretly Pleased™!
· Clearly-not-gay Vin Diesel loves the duck.
· Keifer Sutherland tackles Christmas.
· Crash Wins! Crash Wins! Crash Wins!
· A privacywatch contributor coins the Best. Nickname. Ever.
· A career is rocked by the Most. Famous. Post. Ever.
· Finally, Paris Hilton’s cellphone — hacked!

Damn, that was fun. Good luck, Mark!