Terrible Los Angeles Drivers, In Order

People who drive below the speed limit.

People who drive the speed limit in the fast line of the freeway.

People who stop in the lane that merges onto the freeway from the onramp.

People who stop for the onramp stoplight, even though they’re in the carpool lane.

People who stop at green lights.

People who stop twenty feet before the intersection.

People who don’t pull into the intersection when making a left turn.

People who don’t understand that when the green arrow goes away, but isn’t replaced by a red arrow, and there’s still a green light, you can pull into the intersection and make the left turn.

People who have pulled into the intersection waiting to make the left turn, but when the light turns red, try to reverse back out of the intersection.

People who change their mind about turning left and try to merge back into traffic with a line of cars in the left turn lane behind them.

People who turn left from the right lane.

People who freak out when they see you make a left turn into the yellow middle lane, like you’re supposed to, and honk like crazy.

People who drive only part way into the turn lane to make a left turn, blocking half a lane of traffic with the back of their car.

People who just stop in the middle of the road when an ambulance or fire truck is coming, instead of pulling over.

People who have the right of way at a stop sign but wait for you to go first.

People who stop when there is no stop sign and wait for you to go, when you have a stop sign.

People who, in a situation where it is genuinely difficult to tell who has the right of way, motion for you to go first but then try to go before you.

Everyone driving in the rain.