Baby listicle without commentary: article titles in the current issue of The Conservative Teen Magazine

5. The Declaration of Independence And What It Expects From You!

4. Why Abstinence Works & How It Can Work For You!

3. Glee: Songs, Sex, & Sleaze

2. Ronald Regan [sic!], Our First Black President?

1. Understanding Liberals

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  1. jasencomstock reblogged this from spiegelman and added:
    Vice is kind of spot on (with this magazine being a failure). Actual Conservative teens (ignoring semantics) don’t, in...
  2. convincingindie reblogged this from spiegelman and added:
    :|
  3. idroolinmysleep said: Is she wearing a keffiyeh?
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