A new, innovative morning coffee blooper:

Made coffee. (Successfully.)

Took mug out of cupboard, put it on counter.

Poured milk into mug. (I pour milk before coffee so I don’t have to stir.)

Grabbed coffee pot.

Poured coffee into mug.

Except, poured coffee into different, dirty mug that just happened to already be sitting out there on the counter, unwashed, with day-old coffee left in it, from yesterday.

(previously)