Top Ten Topics of Conversation for Los Angeles Residents
The traffic.
The potholes.
The absence or surfeit of rain and how that affects the traffic and/or potholes.
Jonathan Gold.
The Trader Joe’s parking lot.
How this thing compares to some similar or opposite thing in New York.
How this movie is like that one movie meets another movie.
That fucking world music on Morning Becomes Eclectic. (Come on now, Jason Bentley.)
The reasons you never go to the Valley and hey I grew up there so suck it.
Pilot season.
