The absence or surfeit of rain and how that affects the traffic and/or potholes.
The Trader Joe’s parking lot.
How this thing compares to some similar or opposite thing in New York.
How this movie is like that one movie meets another movie.
That fucking world music on Morning Becomes Eclectic. (Come on now, Jason Bentley.)
The reasons you never go to the Valley and hey I grew up there so suck it.