January 2012
December 2011
1 tag
Oh hell yes. →
A really good soap opera would take its character...
Calista Hambleton Beverly Bolus Agripina Pemberton Sudie Friesenhahn Yahaira Fluellen Blossom Janda Annmarie Cosley Heike Lang Socorro Daring Vennie Brumsey Kitty Rittle Katelynn Horth Jesica Exford Angelina Bernardini Idell Norlund Reynalda Statz Lila Velverton Lillie Petraglia Austin Liedke
The 15 Most Delightful Internet Films of 2011 →
I want you all to know I take my year-end list duties very seriously, that it is actually a year-long effort involving a Google Doc with a title that’s search-optimized so I can always find it. But I do this because I am always touched that The Awl would even consider posting something I write, since the talent of their editors and contributors and every other writer in The Awl’s...
1 tag
1 tag
Angeleno-to-English Dictionary: Popular Phrases...
“I’ll be there in 5.” — It will take me 10 minutes to get there, then another 5 to 10 to find parking, plus I’m not leaving for 5 minutes.
“I’m in traffic.” — I haven’t left yet.
“I’m around the corner.” — I’m in traffic.
“It’ll take me 20 minutes to get there.” — (irregular) It’ll take me 20 minutes to get there.
“The event starts at 8pm.” — The event starts at...
I am going to make one prediction for 2012:
that the Supreme Court will overturn Obama’s healthcare law, on the grounds that Congress does not have the power to compel an individual to purchase something, because no such power is included in or intended by the commerce clause of the Constitution.
Fetch, a short film in three acts.
I'M DRINKING BASIL HAYDEN'S EXCLUSIVELY FROM NOW...
This is a very elaborate response to this.
1 tag
POOR BUDDY
Siri now trying way too hard to help people get... →