All of the lights all of the lights in my kitchen, they’re all burned out...– What I’m singing to myself right now. It’s like pet karaoke, except for chores instead of pets.
These people are idiots. →
Steve Jobs, by Walter Isaacson, page 98: The Apple raid on Xerox PARC is sometimes described as one of the greatest heists in the chronicles of industry. Jobs occasionally endorsed this view, with pride. As he once said, “Picasso had a saying —‘good artists copy, great artists steal’— and we have always been shameless about stealing great ideas.” Steve...
Here's Every Single Word You're Not Allowed to... →
Good news, “BUKAKE” is still okay! (But not “WU-TANG,” which is a travesty.)
40 AINT SHIT →
Let’s say all of us jump on the Open Graph bandwagon and allow app after...– On the organic discovery farm, links are allowed to roam free, fed only by naturally occurring curiosity and fate. On the forced sharing discovery farm, they live in cramped wall posts by the hundreds and live on a diet of SEO steroids.
Hey guys, what are the most compelling videos to come out of the Occupy movement? Please send me URLs!
k-freud asked: WTF IS UP WITH THIS RAIN?!
Who does the SpotiFYI tumblr?
It’s the best.
I don’t want to freak anyone out or anything, but I woke up this morning at 6:30am because I heard an old man’s voice, clear as an operating thetan, say “Wake up Eric,” RIGHT IN MY EAR. I figured it was a sign of some sort. So I got up. Then spent an hour on Twitter, took some pictures of toilets and a dog in a bee costume.
I keep meaning to write a novel about how an innocent young Austrian artist...– Probably the best Awl comment ever. (via manymachines)
The Examiner: Cain exhibited no inappropriate sexual behavior during the dinner, though he did order two $400 bottles of wine and stuck the women with the bill, she said. The next time the women heard from Cain was Christmas, when he sent them his gospel CD. If you replace “the women” with “the American people” in both spots, you end up with the perfect Republican...
These jobs don’t pay well, but they pay good.– Someone being interviewed on NPR right now.