April 2009
Hijacked US crew "retakes" ship from Somali... →
I call dibs on MOW rights. And I expect none of you to complain when the climactic scene unfolds to Search and Destroy by Iggy and the Stooges, a la Life Aquatic.
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“First off, his mother was a Kansas girl. Never lived in Kansas though, but with...”
– Bob Dylan
Hairbrained idea:
1) Start a 501(c)(3) whose goal is to passively revitalize Detroit. 2) Acquire as many of those $50 homes as possible. 3) Knock the homes down, haul the debris away or sell it for scrap. 4) Replace entire property with a simple green lawn. 5) Grant what they call a public easement to the property (this allows you to own the property without having to worry about squatters enforcing their rights)...
A list of questions for anyone who knows and cares...
1) If you buy a house and pay off the mortgage, say, within six months, does that improve your credit rating?
2) How much does it cost to demolish a house — say, 2,000 square feet — and have all the debris hauled away?
3) Does the tax exempt status of a 501(c)(3) also exempt it from having to pay property tax?
“Make the McRib available for purchase again, and the recession will end.”
– Brad Evans.
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Six pieces of bipartisan legislation I'd like to...
The Kind Blunt Price Act for Marijuana Regulation Proposed by Ron Kind (D-WI), Roy Blunt (R-MI), and Tom Price (R-GA) The Green Honda Deal Act for Hybrid Tax Credits Proposed by Gene Green (D-TX), Mike Honda (D-CA), and Nathan Deal (R-GA) The Dicks Johnson Weiner Act for Cockpit Security Proposed by Norman Dicks (D-WA), Sam Johnson (R-TX), and Anthony Weiner (D-NY) The Berry Fudge Goodlatte Act...
All right, you got me. That photo is not of me.
It’s really this guy.
April Fools CrAzInEsS
March 2009
I am the Magic Eight Ball. Ask me a question and...
