Hijacked US crew "retakes" ship from Somali... →
I call dibs on MOW rights. And I expect none of you to complain when the climactic scene unfolds to Search and Destroy by Iggy and the Stooges, a la Life Aquatic.
First off, his mother was a Kansas girl. Never lived in Kansas though, but with...– Bob Dylan
1) Start a 501(c)(3) whose goal is to passively revitalize Detroit. 2) Acquire as many of those $50 homes as possible. 3) Knock the homes down, haul the debris away or sell it for scrap. 4) Replace entire property with a simple green lawn. 5) Grant what they call a public easement to the property (this allows you to own the property without having to worry about squatters enforcing their rights)...
A list of questions for anyone who knows and cares...
1) If you buy a house and pay off the mortgage, say, within six months, does that improve your credit rating? 2) How much does it cost to demolish a house — say, 2,000 square feet — and have all the debris hauled away? 3) Does the tax exempt status of a 501(c)(3) also exempt it from having to pay property tax?
Make the McRib available for purchase again, and the recession will end.– Brad Evans.
Six pieces of bipartisan legislation I'd like to...
The Kind Blunt Price Act for Marijuana Regulation Proposed by Ron Kind (D-WI), Roy Blunt (R-MI), and Tom Price (R-GA) The Green Honda Deal Act for Hybrid Tax Credits Proposed by Gene Green (D-TX), Mike Honda (D-CA), and Nathan Deal (R-GA) The Dicks Johnson Weiner Act for Cockpit Security Proposed by Norman Dicks (D-WA), Sam Johnson (R-TX), and Anthony Weiner (D-NY) The Berry Fudge Goodlatte Act...
All right, you got me. That photo is not of me.
It’s really this guy. April Fools CrAzInEsS
I am the Magic Eight Ball. Ask me a question and...