1. Rejection. “Meh, The Most Interesting Man in the World is … fine, nothing special. I can do better. How about … slutty Balloon Boy?”
2. Denial. “I can’t think of anything, but I’m sure it will come to me if I just spend a few hours playing iPhone Skee-Ball.”
3. Anger. “Goddamnit! Some asshole stole my idea!”
4. Panic. “Only 24 hours left! If I don’t figure it out now, I’ll have to do the slutty Batman costume from American Apparel. (Dials iPhone. Pause.) What do you mean you’re out of slutty Batman?!?!”
5. Acceptance. “Sigh. Suit, tie, scotch glass. Don Draper again.”
Chief of Police Bill Bratton reviews the sculpture installation at the new LAPD headquarters.