My sister bought my dad a sign language book for Christmas. She’s sitting next to me, reading it, learning sign language.
Sister: (holding up a sign) This means someone is old fashioned, ultra-conservative, a square.
Me: That’s the shocker.
happy holidays, now please get the fuck out of my way
Exit light, enter night. Say my name say my name: I’m a super dope homeboy from the Oaktown. It’s hard to believe that I’m all alone. I had a vision of love and it was all that you turned out to be. Aint no pussy good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it! Are you thinking of me when you fuck her? Seemed a harmless little fuck. I went to the doctor and guess what he told me — that was just a dream, just a dream. Dreams are hopeless aspirations in hopes of coming true. My loneliness is killing me. I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck, ‘til the break of dawn. It makes no difference if you’re black or white, if you’re a boy or a girl. We both know I’m not what you, you need. Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache. See, we hurt each other, then we do it again. I feel stupid and contagious.