November 2008
McCain's rejected Robo-call scripts →
McSweeney’s
Reagan's chief of staff endorses Obama →
That Reagan, pallin’ around with people who pal around with people who pal around with terrorists.
“I have not been convicted of anything.”
– Sen. Ted Stevens, on his felony conviction.
October 2008
“If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me...”
– Sarah Palin, further demonstrating her grasp of the Constitution. Because the First Amendment was designed to protect us from speech.
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I think there might be a story here
coworker: What’s that other alcohol that’s blue?
me: Umm, Hypnotiq?
coworker: Yes!
me: That shit’s disgusting.
coworker: Totally. The only time I ever drank it was with Mark Cuban, at the Four Seasons.
pitch meeting
me: Did we just have a Mad Men moment?
my boss: I think we did.
Watch“two months of Good Morning America reduced to six minutes of funk”
McCain forgets that Joe the Plumber isn't actually... →
senior moment!
Cool YouTube Trick
myparentsweddingsong:
Check this trick out. If you want to share a YouTube vid with a friend, and have it start at a specific time point, simply take the URL code, and add #t=1m41s, where “1m41s” represents the minute/second description of the video time point.
WatchTI$A, Vote Obama Way. Funk. Y.
UPDATE: this has very quickly become my favorite video on the Internet.
DJ Z-Trip, Obama Mix (Outtake 1)
M.anifest, Age of Obama.
Adding this to my 2008 election soundtrack. De La...
I am hoping for at least a few "motherfucker"s...
alexbalk:
The case to be heard first on Tuesday is, in fact, about profanity — what two widely used, vulgar words mean, at least in legal terms, and what the government can do about punishing their use, at least on radio and television in daytime and prime time. The case is Federal Communications Commission v. Fox Television Stations (07-582); the FCC is asking the Court to restore its authority...
intern: How are you?
me: Me?
intern: No.
Dear Joe the Plumber,
Your 15 minutes are up. Please leave my Internet now.
Best, Eric
liana:
Joe the Plumber is being pursued for a major record deal and could come out with a country album as early as Inauguration Day.
Joe’s first single, Asscrack America, recalls the spirit of Woody Guthrie so intensely that people are beginning to call him the Toilet Bowl Troubadour. Samples of clogged bathtubs and running sinks add a layer of ambiance to the track, and Joe’s...
Joe the Plumber is being pursued for a major... →
We haven’t had a Joey Buttafuoco or Kato Kaelin in a while. I’m glad someone is stepping into that void.
Paul Mariat, Love is Blue. This song is best...
18 USC § 871(a): Whoever knowingly and willfully...
Regardless of how reprehensible it is to hang an effigy of a black man from a tree, it’s still basically protected by the First Amendment. However, if that black man happens to be President of the United States, then such act falls outside the realm of free speech and becomes a federal crime. The Secret Service is obligated to investigate every such incident and prosecute those...
Barack Obama vs. Lee Dorsey, Yes We Can.
WatchSynchronized Presidential Debating
( via ericmortensen:kenyatta )
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This is dedicated to my New York friends and those...
Charlie Crist declares state of emergency in... →
Crist, of course, is GOP — so for those of you (like me) who remember the shenanigans of 2000, this is incredibly heartening. It’s almost a West Wing moment, actually.
“It’s not a political decision. It’s a people decision.” — Charlie Crist
“A massive, unmissable clusterfuck.”
– Andrew Sullivan on the selection of Sarah Palin. I’d love to see Palin running a Gossip Girl-style ad campaign with the all negative quotes from those anti-American liberal media elite types as if they were reviewer callouts.
Ted Stevens can't vote for himself →
because Alaska forbids convicted felons from doing so.
“She’s a whack job.”
– unnamed top McCain adviser about Sarah Palin, via Politico. true in at least two different ways.
Jesus: Now Totally Badass →
yup, it’s a hipster bible.
(via norahleah)
Barack Obama Eats Babies →
thedailywhat:
Stop what you’re doing! Someone just won the internet.
(via.)
I wish Drudge had a tumblr so I could unfollow him
Calling it “reaching” is an understatement. Molehills, meet mountains.
“The pre-postmortems have already begun, both inside and outside his campaign...”
– Adam Nagourney. Answer = DUH.
“She worked at Red Lobster but I...
businesses that should not operate at ground...
Especially not if they perform oral surgery in front of large, unshaded windows. On my walk back from Starbucks just now, I was just treated to the sight of a poor woman being anesthetized with a very large needle.
I mean, that shit’s supposed to be private, right?
Condi Rice for president . . .
… of the San Francisco 49ers.
